5 October 2011
The
following is the most exciting thing that happened in my day yesterday…
Almost got lynched last night when I accidentally deleted yesterday’s recording of “Real Housewives of New York” before we got to watch it. For those that don’t know this is a fly on the wall series following 5 ludicrously rich New York socialite women who are thrown together and who spend most of the time stabbing each other in the back and sticking their heads up their own arses.
There are also “Real Housewives of Miami”, “Real Housewives of New Jersey” and “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” all of which we are avid fans of. Sad I know. All of the women involved are, as previously mentioned, incredibly rich, or in some cases, incredibly in debt in order to look rich. One husband topped himself last year rather than admit he couldn’t afford the lifestyle anymore.
Basically they all pass there time spending vast sums of money on a load of overpriced crap, doing “Charity Work” (to help the poor folk who can only afford 1 pair of Jimmy Choos shoes), and being luvvy duvvy to each other’s faces and then slagging the shit out of the first person to leave the group (a bit like our trike club). Great stuff. Our favourite is Gretchen, from Beverly Hills, and Al would give her left tit to be her and I would give both of Al’s tits for her to be her.
Anyway I was already in trouble with Al for what the wee man on my shoulder had said about her yesterday so when I deleted the above episode instead of Jeremy Kyle (another sad daily watch of ours) my life was on the line. Some quick thinking saved the day and I managed to find the aforementioned episode on the computer and we sat and watched it on the laptop like the pair of sad bastards that we are. Disaster averted.
We like to live life on the edge………….
Almost got lynched last night when I accidentally deleted yesterday’s recording of “Real Housewives of New York” before we got to watch it. For those that don’t know this is a fly on the wall series following 5 ludicrously rich New York socialite women who are thrown together and who spend most of the time stabbing each other in the back and sticking their heads up their own arses.
There are also “Real Housewives of Miami”, “Real Housewives of New Jersey” and “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” all of which we are avid fans of. Sad I know. All of the women involved are, as previously mentioned, incredibly rich, or in some cases, incredibly in debt in order to look rich. One husband topped himself last year rather than admit he couldn’t afford the lifestyle anymore.
Basically they all pass there time spending vast sums of money on a load of overpriced crap, doing “Charity Work” (to help the poor folk who can only afford 1 pair of Jimmy Choos shoes), and being luvvy duvvy to each other’s faces and then slagging the shit out of the first person to leave the group (a bit like our trike club). Great stuff. Our favourite is Gretchen, from Beverly Hills, and Al would give her left tit to be her and I would give both of Al’s tits for her to be her.
Anyway I was already in trouble with Al for what the wee man on my shoulder had said about her yesterday so when I deleted the above episode instead of Jeremy Kyle (another sad daily watch of ours) my life was on the line. Some quick thinking saved the day and I managed to find the aforementioned episode on the computer and we sat and watched it on the laptop like the pair of sad bastards that we are. Disaster averted.
We like to live life on the edge………….
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