16 October 2011
I
am to old for 2 nights on the drink in a row. I have no status today in fact
today does not exist ...
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17 October 2011
Well
what a weekend that was. Got material for a week. But no time today to tell you
guys about it and definitely no room in one status. That’ll please Stevie..........
What I will do today is introduce you to Jem Armstrong our latest recruit who we met at Pauline’s party on Sat.
She had a broken ankle and was limping about in apparent agony when her Da was dancing around like a ballerina on ‘Es’ when he wasn’t. Funny that.
Turns out she is very fond of dogs although was unaware they could talk. She volunteered as a dog sitter so we put her through our educational interview as we can’t just have anyone looking after our babies.
She passed maths ok as she knew Pythagoras’ Theorem
Failed English cos she couldn’t spell Pythagoras.
Art was iffy. She showed us her portfolio which included a page coloured pink. When asked what this was she said the assignment had been to colour a page red. We pointed out it was pink......she looked blank. She did however draw a mean fish so she was granted the title of 'Fish Artist'.
Physics was ok as she knew F=MA although we weren’t really in a position to argue the truth of that.
French was acceptable and not a big issue as none of the dogs speak it.
General knowledge was poor and believe it or not she couldn’t actually work out how many subjects she was studying. Impressive.............
The best one though and the one that shows she is worthy of joining this happy group was her answer to the question “Who is the leader of the opposition?”...................Answer “Ed Bin Laden” and I kid you not!!!
Anyhow welcome Jem............everyone say 'hi'.
What I will do today is introduce you to Jem Armstrong our latest recruit who we met at Pauline’s party on Sat.
She had a broken ankle and was limping about in apparent agony when her Da was dancing around like a ballerina on ‘Es’ when he wasn’t. Funny that.
Turns out she is very fond of dogs although was unaware they could talk. She volunteered as a dog sitter so we put her through our educational interview as we can’t just have anyone looking after our babies.
She passed maths ok as she knew Pythagoras’ Theorem
Failed English cos she couldn’t spell Pythagoras.
Art was iffy. She showed us her portfolio which included a page coloured pink. When asked what this was she said the assignment had been to colour a page red. We pointed out it was pink......she looked blank. She did however draw a mean fish so she was granted the title of 'Fish Artist'.
Physics was ok as she knew F=MA although we weren’t really in a position to argue the truth of that.
French was acceptable and not a big issue as none of the dogs speak it.
General knowledge was poor and believe it or not she couldn’t actually work out how many subjects she was studying. Impressive.............
The best one though and the one that shows she is worthy of joining this happy group was her answer to the question “Who is the leader of the opposition?”...................Answer “Ed Bin Laden” and I kid you not!!!
Anyhow welcome Jem............everyone say 'hi'.
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