18 October 2011
Having
trouble typing this morning cos I can’t stop giggling but more on that in a
minute.
Firstly though wait to you hear this. Remember on Saturday I called the girl who won my foreign holiday at the Casino Night a “Cheating, card counting, chip hiding son of a bitch”? Well turns out I was RIGHT.
She was there with a table full (10) of mates and a little bird on the inside has told me the bastards pooled their winnings to make one big winnings. Technically not against the rules cos there really weren’t any but hey that can’t be in the spirit of the game. Not back to work until tomorrow and as the whole thing was a charity ‘do’ and I’ll probably live without a weekend in Dundalk, I’m not going to make a fuss but I sure as hell am going to embarrass her through the grape vine..... “Burn the witch”.
Now for the reason for my giggling............
Al is at a course today and guess how she has to get there ................................. the bus.
She asked me yesterday if I could run her to this course and I asked where it was. She told me and I knew there was a bus stop right outside it so suggested the bus. A look of horror crossed her face but what could she say I do it every day hehe.
Last night we had really bad weather and she asked if I would run her down if the weather stayed like this but I said I would take her to the bus stop.
Can’t wait to see her standing in all her fancy gear under the bus shelter trying not to accidently rub against any of the common folk. If anyone speaks to her she’ll certainly faint and will undoubtedly put her hanky down on the seat before she sits down. I will, however, lend her my bus pass so she doesn’t have to talk to the Supplier. How good am I?
So its official AL IS A BW..............................................................
Firstly though wait to you hear this. Remember on Saturday I called the girl who won my foreign holiday at the Casino Night a “Cheating, card counting, chip hiding son of a bitch”? Well turns out I was RIGHT.
She was there with a table full (10) of mates and a little bird on the inside has told me the bastards pooled their winnings to make one big winnings. Technically not against the rules cos there really weren’t any but hey that can’t be in the spirit of the game. Not back to work until tomorrow and as the whole thing was a charity ‘do’ and I’ll probably live without a weekend in Dundalk, I’m not going to make a fuss but I sure as hell am going to embarrass her through the grape vine..... “Burn the witch”.
Now for the reason for my giggling............
Al is at a course today and guess how she has to get there ................................. the bus.
She asked me yesterday if I could run her to this course and I asked where it was. She told me and I knew there was a bus stop right outside it so suggested the bus. A look of horror crossed her face but what could she say I do it every day hehe.
Last night we had really bad weather and she asked if I would run her down if the weather stayed like this but I said I would take her to the bus stop.
Can’t wait to see her standing in all her fancy gear under the bus shelter trying not to accidently rub against any of the common folk. If anyone speaks to her she’ll certainly faint and will undoubtedly put her hanky down on the seat before she sits down. I will, however, lend her my bus pass so she doesn’t have to talk to the Supplier. How good am I?
So its official AL IS A BW..............................................................
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