13 January 2012
Diet
day five and I’m starting to weaken. It’s getting tough.
If I was a country I would be declared a famine zone.
My 2 sticks of celery and a banana breakfast isn’t looking as exciting as it did a few days ago and even today’s Teacake is mocking me, prancing about on the desk in front of me giving brief glimpses of its delicate chocolate coating. It’s just a slut of course just like all chocolate biscuits and it won’t be so damn cocky when lunch time comes. But it’s a long time until then and I'm not sure I’ll last.
Starting to wonder if it’s all worth it. I’m a bit old now to worry about attracting women and I’m married to Alena already so she’s stuck with me………….
If I was a country I would be declared a famine zone.
My 2 sticks of celery and a banana breakfast isn’t looking as exciting as it did a few days ago and even today’s Teacake is mocking me, prancing about on the desk in front of me giving brief glimpses of its delicate chocolate coating. It’s just a slut of course just like all chocolate biscuits and it won’t be so damn cocky when lunch time comes. But it’s a long time until then and I'm not sure I’ll last.
Starting to wonder if it’s all worth it. I’m a bit old now to worry about attracting women and I’m married to Alena already so she’s stuck with me………….
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16 January 2012
Weigh-in
day today and I have lost 1¼ lbs. WTF!!! That’s pretty much a good poopie. This
is going to take forever.
Big meal out and a load of booze on Friday, another piss-up and eating so much I thought I was going to burst on Saturday and a massive fry and big roast dinner on Sunday may have contributed to my failure. Back to celery and bananas and a little bit of teacake luvin' today.
Big meal out and a load of booze on Friday, another piss-up and eating so much I thought I was going to burst on Saturday and a massive fry and big roast dinner on Sunday may have contributed to my failure. Back to celery and bananas and a little bit of teacake luvin' today.
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