4 January 2012
Good morning all and before you start a
collective groan I am not going to mention Alena’s new Mini with folding roof
and Run Flat tyres today as it would be inappropriate.
We realise that there are more important things in the world like famine and war which push the fact the car has 5 colours of mood lighting with dimmer switch and heated leather seats into total unimportance.
If we actually thought that having cruise control, voice activated bluetooth and digital radio were in anyway worthy of even a mention then very sad people we would indeed be.
I am pretty sure when Alena is sitting in her two-tone, Sports Tec car studying the controls on the leather, red stitched, sports wheel her thoughts will not be of herself.
What has the fact we got 3yr warranty, 3yr road side assistance, 5yr free servicing, 1yr free insurance, 1yrs tax, 2 free fill ups of petrol, 2 free valets, a bunch of flowers and a Mini ‘Bulldog’ stuffed toy got over world peace.
No we fully realise that sports alloys, front and rear fog lights and reversing sensors are all very well but we don’t forget that there are those out there with cars that are more than 1yr old.
So I hope some of you more egotistical folk out there will take a leaf from our book and in this year of 2012 will maybe start to think of others before yourselves and remember as I believe Confucius once said “All that glitters is not gold unless it’s a Mini Convertible”.
We realise that there are more important things in the world like famine and war which push the fact the car has 5 colours of mood lighting with dimmer switch and heated leather seats into total unimportance.
If we actually thought that having cruise control, voice activated bluetooth and digital radio were in anyway worthy of even a mention then very sad people we would indeed be.
I am pretty sure when Alena is sitting in her two-tone, Sports Tec car studying the controls on the leather, red stitched, sports wheel her thoughts will not be of herself.
What has the fact we got 3yr warranty, 3yr road side assistance, 5yr free servicing, 1yr free insurance, 1yrs tax, 2 free fill ups of petrol, 2 free valets, a bunch of flowers and a Mini ‘Bulldog’ stuffed toy got over world peace.
No we fully realise that sports alloys, front and rear fog lights and reversing sensors are all very well but we don’t forget that there are those out there with cars that are more than 1yr old.
So I hope some of you more egotistical folk out there will take a leaf from our book and in this year of 2012 will maybe start to think of others before yourselves and remember as I believe Confucius once said “All that glitters is not gold unless it’s a Mini Convertible”.
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